January 2012
87 posts
Your life is incomplete without reading this.
ty-wilson:
infinitelyinnocent:
I saw this forever ago, but it is so freaking amazing. Ohmygod just died again.
I never read long things like this but omfg that was hilarious. haha
OHMYGOD. crying…
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”
– Jack Kerouac, Dharma Bums (via bookmania)
D:
been seriously neglecting tumblr for like the past week…glad to be back.
had to do lots of school/work stuff. i worked over 20 hours in just two days!
and the asu system went down which messed up my online classes (thankfully i haven’t been procrastinating too bad so didn’t have to worry much).
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
