I’ve thought for a long time that we were going to end up together, so I didn’t really care so much about the when of it. Now, though, the long road is starting to seem like the infinite road.
– Jill A. Davis (via quotewhore) Via an overflow of words.There is a big difference in what we long for, what we settle for, and what we are meant for.
– (via quotewhore) Via an overflow of words.
LOL! Sharks Rule! :)
Reasons Why Cats are Not Good Pets
- They poop in your house, oftentimes in a box, but sometimes on your desk.
- They regularly vomit.
- They will dismember any living creature, and leave it for you to find in the morning.
- They intertwine themselves in your legs at feeding time, then get pissed when you step on them.
- They do not do tricks.
- Their idea of playing is batting around a string or stringlike object (Ex. Kitesurfing SLE kite bridle).
- They have claws and will dig them into your flesh at a moment’s notice.
- They are floppy.
- They constantly bump into things like door frames and your legs.
- Their breath smells terrible.
- They will attempt to sit on the computer keyboard without regard for life or limb.
- They do not like swimming.
- They are masters of sending mixed messages, like purring while biting you.
- They like to get their disgusting fur all over your black dress clothes.
- They are scared of stupid things, like plastic bags.
- They are covered with hair.
- Their tongue is covered with small spikes, having the surface texture of 40-grit sand paper.
- They go ape shit whenever they see another cat.
- They do not like The Clash. (Yes, this is True. Play the last track on Sandinista and see what happens.)
- They bury their claws into your skin when they are happy.
- They cannot catch a frisbee in their teeth.
- They believe every canned good is cat food.
- They do not like fun (Ex. moshing, surfing, motorcycle wheelies).
- They wash themselves with their own saliva.
- They do not bounce when thrown.
